kaleidoscope kegs

So I had to write a paragraph that uses as many words as possible that start with the letter K (as similar to V for Vendetta when he first meets Natalie Portman and uses 31 out of 68 words that start with a V).
Anyways, here is what I came up with.
I like it. So I want to remember it .

Kumquats, Kudos, and kisses are kept in my king-size kettle. Karma and kangaroos are real. I have keen morals and keep up with my keepers. I’m no katydid but instead a karaoke kookaburra kingfisher, kayaking throughout the clouds. I have kernels of sadness but kill them with kerosene to kick-start my heart. I’m the king of my kingdom and show kindness to my kin. I’m a klutz and a knight simultaneously. I’d give you my kidney if you’re kind. I fly kites, keeping it kindhearted. I’m Katy, and my worlds a kaleidoscope keg of knowledge.